Yet another DNC letter, this one asking me to write back with reasons to bring home the troops from Iraq for a new lie ad. I so obliged:
Our men and women in uniform are being slaughtered at an unbelieable rate!
PLEASE!! Listen to me!!! Bring them home now. Get all of our helicopters over there and evacuate them the way we retreated in Vietnam. What were we thinking by sending our woefully trained troops over to that burning hell of a country inhabited by giant tunneling superbeings with unbeatable weapons! Our babies in the sand should never have been allowed to go that far from home.
Oh, I beseech you, great leaders we need them here to be gas station attendants due to to the fact that the wonderful model of a world leader (as Barbara walters implies) Hugo Chavez is so magnanimously offering his salvation of home heating oil to the huddled masses beneath your feet.
No consideration need be given to the hordes of radical Islamists anyway because the world will be burned to a crisp by Al Gores global warming all too soon..I would think we need to have them home to pass away in peace with us.
We are a defeated people and we should be spending time finding ways to look fashionable with our tails tucked between our legs.
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